me right now. 

me right now. 

(Source: catasters)

mrsweasley:

jebiwonkenobi:

I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

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theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(Source: octopusmotor)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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what is this magical room can i have it

what is this magical room can i have it

(Source: sunlight-square)

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox)

Questionr u single? Answer

dennys:

we are a restaurant 

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

the fuck is happening

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

the fuck is happening


4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life